Naughty Elf
Every Christmas Eve, our neighbor Sally comes over for a pre-Christmas drink. I usually leave Joanne and Sally chatting. This year, they decided we should dress for the occasion, and my best friend, Geoff, is single and also staying for the festive period.
We are all dressed as elves; Geoff and I feel a little daft, but the girls look sexy in their outfits, especially the long stripy socks and the short green skirts. Jo secretly hopes Geoff will hit it off with Sally, but I am skeptical. Whenever we have guests staying over for Christmas, Joanne makes them a surprise stocking of small presents for the morning. Eventually, Geoff and I make our excuses and head off to bed, leaving the girls to chat. As we go, I bid the naughty elves goodnight.
“How naughty do you like your elves?” Jo whispered back.
“Wicked enough to be on Santa’s naughty list!” I replied.
Jo the Curious, Naughty Elf
I show Geoff the spare room, hit the bathroom, and jump into bed. Within minutes, I am asleep. Much later, someone is getting into bed with me. It's dark outside. I wriggle but settle. I cuddle into Jo and allow myself to drift, and she responds with an urgent sigh. Curling my body into her, she seems tense. I explore her body and notice she is still wearing the elf top. We usually sleep naked. Then I discover that she is still wearing the short skirt and socks, but no knickers. As my hand reaches her warm thighs, she sighs.
"John, are you awake?"
"Just drifting, go to sleep!"
She wraps her fingers into mine, pulling them away.
"John, I love you. Sally has gone. I came up here to bed, undressed, and while having a wee, I remembered the stocking for Geoff. I went back downstairs, then into the spare room; he was sleeping, one leg over the duvet, showing his naked bottom. I left the stocking on the end of the bed. I needed a glass of water, and while wandering around the kitchen knicker-less, thinking about Geoff's naked bottom, I must have turned myself on and thought it would be naughty to surprise Geoff by getting into bed with him, for just a minute, obviously."
"Oh, OK. "I replied.
"I was sleepy, relaxed, and turned on, and I decided to be adventurous. I felt so bedeviled I decided to be naughty and have some fun."
I started to wake up properly now. I moved a hand to her breasts; they were hot and sweaty. In my dream state, I couldn't make sense of what she was saying.
"I crept quietly into the guest bedroom and watched Geoff again. I summoned up the courage to get into bed with him. John, are you listening?" She asked,
"Yes," I said sleepily.
"Do you love me?" she asked.
"Always," I replied.
"Good, because I cuddled up behind him while he was sleeping. He was on his side, and I spent a few minutes exploring his back and shoulders."
I was still sleepy, but starting to stir. "What are you talking about?"
"It was really exciting, John, and I got my nerve up, moved my hand over his cute bottom, and found his sleepy cock."
"Geoff's cock?" I asked.
"Yes, it was sleepy, John. I wanted to be your naughty elf. I was planning on holding it for a few minutes so that I could tease you both about it in the morning, but then he stirred and turned to lie on his back. John, I was so turned on that I pulled back the cover to have a look at it so I could tell you both in the morning how daring I had been. Then I thought perhaps I could get away with a little taste. It was sleepy and small. I love them when they are sleepy and small, but it quickly got hard and not at all sleepy. Geoff was still asleep, but his cock certainly wasn't!"
"Huh," I said.
"John, as I sucked him, not only did he get hard, but he also started to wake up. I stopped sucking and moved across his body. I whispered in his ear and told him to be quiet and that I wanted to fuck him. He called me Helen. I was horny, John, I couldn't help myself. I moved around, sat on him, pushed myself onto his face, and reached down to suck him. He licked me at first and then tongued me inside. He grabbed my sides and pulled my face onto him. John was so warm, relaxed, and huge; I had to have him. I swiveled around on top of him, kissed him, and backed my freshly licked vagina onto his cock. I held his arms down and slid up and down on him, swallowing him deep inside me. He looked at me with his sleepy eyes, then realised it was me and not Helen."
She squeezed my hand, relaxed her tummy, and moved my hand between her thighs. I slid a finger deep inside her; she was absolutely soaking wet. My mind was racing and my cock hardening as she told me what she had just done. I toyed with her lips and profuse wetness. She clenched her tummy muscles again.
"Is this a fantasy?" I asked.
"No, John, I was wanton; I slid down his body and pushed myself onto him. I sat up and fucked him hard and fast. His cock was massive, and the feeling as I sank onto him was amazing. I felt so naughty; I wanted his cock, and I wanted to fuck him. I told him I wanted him to cum deep inside me, to fill me up with his hot cum. It didn't take him long, John; he did — he came deep inside me. I told him I wanted to come back to bed with you as a naughty, used, cum-filled elf."
It finally dawned on me that Jo really had fucked Geoff and had just returned to me holding his cum inside her.
"I'm your naughty elf, John," she said. "I'm wearing the naughty elf top, skirt, and socks with no knickers on. I didn't cum with Geoff. I held back; I wanted to cum with you."
I rolled on top of her. She kissed deeply, passionately, and opened her thighs wide, giving me full access. I positioned my cock between her lips and slid inside easily, lubricated by the fresh cum still lingering around her swollen lips. We fucked hard and fast, my emotions split between jealousy and lust. The feeling was amazing; her usual tightness was soft and accommodating, frictionless, her lips still engorged from her adulterous adventure.
"You're a very naughty used elf!" I said. I held her down and pushed into her repeatedly.
"I'm only your wanton elf," she said. "Cum inside me, John, I want more cum now!" she said urgently.
"I'm close, I want your cum as well."
She ran her nails across my behind and up my back. Her words pushed me over the edge, and I came inside her, jerking and twisting as she dug her nails into my back. She came noisily, grunting satisfaction and thrusting upwards. Emptied and satiated, I slumped down on top of her, laughing.
"What a way to wake up!" I said. I rolled over and sank into the mattress. Jo giggled.
"What?" I asked.
"I'm full of cum! Does that make me the naughtiest elf on Santa's naughty list?"
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