The Tudor House: The Land of Sweets

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December 19, 2026

This time, we’re turning The Tudor House into The Land of Sweets: a ridiculous, decadent winter kingdom full of Sugar Plum royalty, toy soldiers, mice, ballerinas, candy, velvet, ribbons, peppermint, chocolate, and all the other delectable treats that come with classic winter ballets.

The clock has struck midnight. The toys are alive. The soldiers are standing at attention (you decide what we mean by that). The Mouse King has seized political power… I suppose you could say that things have gotten out of hand.

If you’re new to The Tudor House, please make sure to complete the vetting process at www.TheTudorHouse.org before RSVPing.

For one night, you’re crossing over into the Land of Sweets.

We’ll have candy, Nutcracker-inspired games, dancing, ridiculous costumes, and all the Tudor House shenanigans you have come to expect!

🥜 Crack the Nut:
We’ll have a pile of “nuts” containing pri... Read More

December 19, 2026

This time, we’re turning The Tudor House into The Land of Sweets: a ridiculous, decadent winter kingdom full of Sugar Plum royalty, toy soldiers, mice, ballerinas, candy, velvet, ribbons, peppermint, chocolate, and all the other delectable treats that come with classic winter ballets.

The clock has struck midnight. The toys are alive. The soldiers are standing at attention (you decide what we mean by that). The Mouse King has seized political power… I suppose you could say that things have gotten out of hand.

If you’re new to The Tudor House, please make sure to complete the vetting process at www.TheTudorHouse.org before RSVPing.

For one night, you’re crossing over into the Land of Sweets.

We’ll have candy, Nutcracker-inspired games, dancing, ridiculous costumes, and all the Tudor House shenanigans you have come to expect!

🥜 Crack the Nut:
We’ll have a pile of “nuts” containing prizes, challenges, and a few surprises. Pick one, crack it open, and see what you get!

🐭 The Mouse King’s Mischief:

Throughout the house, you may find evidence that he and his tiny rodent government have been up to something. Challenges, surprises, strange instructions, and other bits of Mouse King interference may turn up throughout the night.

💃 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy:
Pairs or groups will take turns showing off their best interpretation of a ballet waltz.

You do not need to know how to waltz! We are looking for drama, commitment, ridiculous spins, intense eye contact, and whatever else our judges decide to include as criteria.

🍭 Sugar Dicks:
We’re making maple sugar candy-inspired edible genitalia! (We all know that dicks belong in mouths, why not have a candy version for when you’re not in the play space?) That… Or we’ll have some options to “bedazzle” real dicks and vaginas with candy! (Volunteers will be needed for this.)

🍬 The Land of Sweets:
Anyone who wants can help build out a sexy, kinky diorama of sweets! Forget just one plain old gingerbread house… we’re building an entire gingerbread town full of candy people getting up to mischief!

For the potluck this time, bringing anything that might add to the diorama is highly encouraged! Cupcakes, gingerbread, lollipops, (unused) toys, gingerbread people, and anything else you think would go well on the diorama table are all welcome. The large table in the dining room will be dedicated to building this masterpiece! Yes, you’re still absolutely welcome to steal snacks from it as the night goes on! That’s what they’re there for :)

🖤 The Play Space & Dungeon:
The play space and dungeon will be open throughout the night.

Equipment includes:
St. Andrew’s Cross & spanking bench
Chain spiderweb
Liberator
Reverse & coffin glory holes
Massage table
Over 300 sq. ft. of beds
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